So this gem happened tonight while texting my friend Lizzy... Enjoy.
Lizzy: Tammy is so funny. She just asked me what kinds of snacks we want when we go there. She said "Toria has a pretty strong diet doesnt she?"
Lizzy: Not strong!
Lizzy: Strict
Me: Hahahahahahaha that is the best thing thing I've read all day!
Me: Yeah Toria SHOULD have a strict diet, buuuut she's chubby and doesnt so anything works
Lizzy: HAHAHAHAHA!
Me: I will make sure to bring plenty of imodium and bentyl in respect for Tammy's toilet.
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